Anonymous asked:
If weed is the devil's lettuce and labia are the devil's bacon, what is the devil's tomato?
The tomato is a ripening fruit that looks like a tomato.
It is a member of the family Apiaceae, the tomato family.
Tomato is the devils tomato
The devil is a major character in the story of the Garden of Eden story.
Is the tomato the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil?
The tomato is a vegetable.
It is a member of the genus Lycopersicon.
You’re not very good at scientific taxonomy, but that’s okay.
The tomato belongs to the family Solanaceae, which also includes potatoes.
That one’s right!
They’re both nightshade :)
The devil is a major character in the story of the Garden of Eden story.
That he is; that he is.
Prediction: in the winter, when my nipples are still hard and my whole body feels rosy and warm, when there’s still that slight fuzziness at the edge of my vision, I’ll look up and see the starry sky and the details of my house and realize I’m looking at the sign for the Met
That took a turn
Even there, in winter, I often still think “the devil is in the details”
